Aztec cuisine with "longpig"

From: ForeverRent (hesaco...)

Hi,

me, my wife Isabel, her lesbian lover Violet and our three daughters Dawn,
Hope and Jennifer are interested in the ancient cannibal recipes of the
Aztec.

How did they cook "longpig"?

Are there any recipes?

Please share recipes for human male longpigs.

-F.R. from Lubbock in Texas

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