90% of all breakfast burritos sold in America are contaminated with human fecal matter.

From: Bon Apetit (bon_ap...)

According to the CDC, random sampling of breakfast burritos
revealed extremely high concentrations of fecal matter in the
burritos. This was consistent across every region surveyed in
the USA.

Most liberal Americans eat breakfast burritos and feed them to
their children..

Real Americans don't eat burritos anyway.

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