Re: Adult Nursery Rhymes

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On Monday, November 23, 1998 at 4:00:00 PM UTC+8, Michael Walker wrote:
> >Jack
> >
> >Jack be nimble,
> >Jack be quick,
> Jill prefers the candle stick.
>
> Or...
>
> Jack and Jill went up the hill
> To fetch a pail of water
> Silly Jill forgot the pill
> And now they've got a daughter.



Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "I know you wanna"
Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun.
But silly Jill for got the pill and now they have a son.

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