Re: Serb Jokes 10

From: (glioce...)

On Wednesday, May 5, 1999 at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Hugh Janus wrote:
> Q: Why doesn't a Serbian call 911 in an emergency?
> A1: He can't remember the number.
> A2: He can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
>
> Q: What do you call a zit on a Serbian's ass?
> A: A brain tumor.
>
> Q: Why won't they hire a Serbian in the pharmacist?
> A: He kept breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriter.
>
> Q: Why does a Serbian wash his hair in the sink?
> A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
>
> Q: What was a Serbian psychic's greatest achievement?
> A: An IN-body experience!
>
> Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Serbian?
> A: There is a stamp on it.
>
> Q: Why does a Serbian have little holes all over his face?
> A: From eating with forks.
>
> Q: How did a Serbian burn his nose?
> A: Bobbing for french fries.
>
> Q: How do you confuse a Serbian?
> A: You don't. He was born that way.
>
> Q: How did a Serbian die drinking milk?
> A: The cow fell on him.
>
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